Mark Billingham. Just a bit blue.

Mark Billingham, born and raised in Birmingham in the UK, worked for some years as an actor, TV writer and stand-up comedian. His first crime novel, ‘Sleepyhead’, was published in 2001. But his standup career goes back much further, to 1987.

Since that time, he’s appeared on more than 30 radio and TV shows, played every comedy club in the UK and, according to the website, has bought a new hat. As a regular performer and MC at London’s Comedy Store, Mark “talks dirty, waxes lyrical about animal husbandry and takes the p**s out of people’s shirts”.

Mike Gunn’s history is as interesting and entertaining as his comedy. A misspent youth and a series of grim jobs cultivated his cynical outlook on life and a perverse desire led him to the world of stand-up. A self-confessed pessimist, he describes himself as “not a natural choice for a career in laughter”.

Lugubrious Mike Gunn. So why's he smiling?

His lugubrious comedy has been described as “drier than a dead man’s bones”. He has a rare ability to walk close to the line of what audiences find acceptable and yet still remain likable and funny. The website notes, “His reputation for being a bit unfriendly, a touch dark and even morose is really not true. In real life he’s loving, warm and philanthropic. Just a bit misunderstood.”

He has also devised an anti-drugs show aimed at teenagers, which has received rave reviews from the teenagers, most of whom admit he gave them food for thought and cleverly reinforced the anti-drugs message without “preaching”.

Carl Donnelly is, by comparison, a newcomer, having started doing stand-up regularly only in 2005. But he quickly established himself as one of the most exciting new comics climbing the comedy ladder.

The silly youngster: Carl Donnelly.

His conversational style and silly sense of humour have seen him win a host of awards and become a regular act and MC at clubs all over Britain (and the world – he has also performed in France, Germany, Singapore, the Netherlands, Oman, Dubai, Ireland and others.

Tickets for the show can be bought for B960 each until 3pm the day before the show. remaining tickets will be for sale on the door at B1,200 apiece. Sales outlets can be seen here. So far, there is no outlet in Phuket Town. If you have a bar/restaurant/shop in Phuket Town and are interested in selling tickets, leave a comment at the foot of this story and we’ll pass it along.

Important info: Drinks at 50% off will be available from 5pm to 8pm, when the doors open. Thew show begins at 8:30pm. There will also be a “Comedy Bar” just outside the venue, selling beer at B100, wine at B120 a glass, and vodka, gin and whisky at B140.

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John Moloney.

Which is why we expect the next Punchline Comedy Club at the Holiday Inn, Patong, on February 10, to be packed.

As usual, there will be three main acts – this time a couple of Canadians and a Brit.

The Brit is John Moloney, who has been doing standup comedy professionally for the past 10 years. In the past couple of years he has been trotting around the globe, performing in Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, the USA, Germany, Hong Kong, Dubai, Amsterdam, and China.

He was voted Best Live Performer for two years running at the London Comedy Festival, and apart from stand-up comedian, his website describes him as  “after-dinner speaker, writer, food critic, TV presenter, actor, and musician. For a taste, see here. His website is here.

Pete Johansson

London-based Canadian Pete Johansson ranges across current events, moving seamlessly from one topic to another. Last year he was nominated for the Best Newcomer award at the Edinburgh Festival (despite his 19 years of stand-up). Writing in the Scotsman newspaper, Kate Capstick noted, “His closing riff on engagement rings, intimacy and anal sex is one of the unmissable joys of this year’s [Edinburgh] Fringe [Festival].” So you’ve been warned.

Johansson’s wesbite is here. Click on “Clips” for samples of his act.

Stewart Francis.

The other Canadian, Stewart Francis, also lists acting and screen writing among his talents (he has written for the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. He specialises in a stream of one-liners, rarely connected, but rarely less than hilarious. His website,which includes clips form past shows, is here.

The show starts at 8:30pm in the Holiday Inn’s Taksina room. A  ‘comedy’ bar selling drinks at sensible prices (beer B100, spirits B120, wine B140) opens next door at 7pm. Tickets are available until the day before the show at B960 apiece from the hotel, from Woody’s Sandwich Shoppes in Chalong, Cherng Talay and Patong, or the Royal Phuket Marina Health Club. They are also available on the door for B1,200. The Phuket Punchline Comedy Club website is here.

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Greg Burns

Did you hear the one about the Englishman, the Welshman and Scotsman? Nor did we. But we have high hopes that it will be told at the next comedy night in Phuket, on May 19, when stand-up comics from all three places will perform a one-night stand of stand-up comedy.

The trio are Greg Burns (no, he’s the Englishman, not the Scot), Lloyd Langford from Wales and Geoff Boyz from Scotland.

Burns has been working the UK comedy circuit for 11 years, though he is better known in the UK as  a radio DJ, having spent four years at Heart 106.2FM as host of the drive-time show. He recently joined Virgin Radio as Sunday afternoon host, and also appeared in an episode of The Office, playing himself – affirmation that he is a British icon, at least for today. The Sunday Times likes him. It has described him as being “as loveable a comedian as you’re likely to find. Confident, funny and clever.”

Lloyd Langford

Lloyd Langford is a more recent arrival on te British comedy scene, having won the Chortle student comedy award in 2004 and a nomination for the Chortle best breakthrough award last year. The Guardian described him as “one of the sharpest comedic minds on the circuit”.

Geoff Boyz, from Glasgow, was one of the first British stand-ups to perform in China (no, not performing in Mandarin), and has appeared  in a variety of TV panel games and stand-up shows since making his first solo appearance at the Edinburgh festival in 1996. Scotland on Sunday said of him, ” his demeanour is tense – his delivery explosive”. Bring your tin hat.

Geoff Boyz

Ticket price are B960 if bought in advance, or in B1,200 at the door of the Holiday Inn, Patong, where the show starts at 8.30pm. Tickets can be bought in advance at Khun Woody’s Sandwich Shoppes in Patong, Cherng Talay and Chalong, from Atmanjai at Friendship Beach in Rawai or, on May 18 and 19 from the Holiday Inn reception desk, between 5 and 7pm. All proceeds will be donated to the Rotary Club of Patong.

For more information see the event website or the Chortle site.

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